Posted by
Rhonda Keith Stephens on Saturday, March 28, 2009 2:14:13 PM
The Invisible Circus
Where we live, movies on TV are rated 1-4 stars, and in
between, like 2-1/2. After looking at these ratings for years, I realize that
the ratings are not assigned by objective experts in cinematography, acting,
scripting, and so on. Some of them are inexplicable, but some are very
explicable. I will explicate. I watched a 2001 movie with Cameron Diaz called The Invisible Circus, rated only one
star on TV. IMBD.com gives it about 5 out of 10, which is believe is an average
of ratings by the web site readers. So it’s not a great movie, but it’s not
bad. I’d never heard of it; it was produced in Spain and perhaps wasn’t
released in the U.S. It’s a little slow, but has OK acting and good production
values, and the San Francisco hippy scene seemed realistic to me (though it’s
pretty impossible to simulate on film an LSD trip well with camera tricks, even
with today’s computer graphics). It’s about a teenage girl whose hippy sister
died in Europe in the 1970s, so the young girl goes to Europe to try to find
out more about her sister’s death. It turns out that the hippy sister was enamored
of underground terrorist revolutionary groups, and violence ensued. Guilt also
ensued. The girl bombed an office building theoretically full of corporate
devils, but in fact she just killed a young accountant who was a family man. I
think the TV reviewer who gave it only one star may have disliked the
anti-terrorism message, the disillusionment with the extreme left, and the few
references to God in the movie. I’d wager that if those elements were removed
(e.g., change the remorse to “We didn’t do enough” a la Bill Ayers, and erase all
religious notes), the same reviewer would have given it at least 2-1/2 stars.
There’s no other way to account for a one-star rating here for this fairly
average movie.
Homeward Repair
Last week I wrote about the almost archaic use of repair to mean go. At first I couldn’t see the connection between that meaning and
the more common meaning of mend or fix. But it occurred to me (right after I
hit the Send button) that it makes sense that going back home can repair you,
too.
New Pubs
I’ve just published three pieces of fiction on Amazon.com as
digital books, which can be downloaded to a computer or a Kindle reader. You
can search for Rhonda Keith, or for these titles, to read the plot summaries: The Wish Book; Carl Kriegbaum Sleeps With
the Corn; and Still Ridge. The
Wish Book, a novella, is a fantasy-suspense-romance involving the old Sears
Roebuck catalogues. Carl Kriegbaum is
a short story about a young gambler who finds himself upright in a cornfield in
Kansas with his feet encased in a tub of concrete; how would you get out of a
spot like that? Still Ridge is a
short story about a young woman who moves from Boston to Appalachia and finds
there are two kinds of moonshine, the good kind and the kind that can kill you.
CutePDF
Mike Sykes wrote about the Periodic Table of Typefaces:
I found
it not too difficult to print the image of the Periodic
Table of Typefaces to
a pdf file to a disk file, using CutePDF, which fits to the (landscape) page
size (and is free). I like it, but don't understand the arrangement - maybe I
haven't though hard enough. Or maybe it's arbitrary?
If you read the fine print at the bottom of the page, it
says that the fonts are sorted by popularity, some sort of polls. But there’s a
preponderance of heavy old-style German fonts — 9 out of 100 seems excessive; I
could find a lot of fonts I’d rank above those. And I don’t understand the
numerical arrangement of the ranks. But it’s still the wallpaper on our
computer.
Why Teachers Chew
Nails, and I Don’t Mean Their Fingernails
Here’s an excerpt from The Vocabula Review:
by
Carey Harrison
… I'm
sitting in my English Department office, staring at an undergraduate
composition class paper — a summary of the short story the class has been
reading — and I read: She seek Connie
Dad, he was the man who kill her boyfriend. This is not a freshman paper;
not a paper by a recent immigrant but one American born and educated, if that’s
the word I want; the student in question is about to graduate in a few months'
time as a political science major. I can feel my head throbbing with rage. But
who is there to kill, or even to berate? Not the student, who tells me in
dignified but tearful outrage, when I point out her errors (all of the same
sort as the sentence quoted), that none of her other professors have complained
about her written English.
[Oops, should
be “has complained”.] Not only can this student not write tolerable English,
I’m certain she cannot read with much comprehension — she certainly hasn’t paid
close attention to her reading — and she certainly hasn’t spent much of her
free time chatting with literate people. What understanding can she have of her
field of political science, which is about ideas, thus about words; and what
can she contribute? But this college graduate will no doubt have her self-esteem,
once she dries her tears.
Further notes
on my ESL teaching fiasco last fall: The Moroccan Berber student I mentioned
before whose Facebook self-photos were first of a black African child with a
big gun, and then of an adolescent black African boy with a big gun, now
features a young black African man with a big gun. Is this a not so subtle message?
Another anecdote:
One day the Saudi princess (she was a real Saudi anyway) argued with me about
an assignment to write a brief thank-you to a professional woman who had
volunteered her valuable time to talk to the group about her specialty. I
wanted everyone to say thanks as an English writing exercise. I have no idea
why this girl was arguing about it (“Why do we have to do this?”), but I
actually tried to explain why one should say thanks, and be thankful, explained
the philosophical concept of gratitude, and quoted William Blake, just to try
to turn this into an intellectual exercise; but for her it was an exercise of
will. Finally she said, “Why are you so rude?” I had descended into sarcasm at
last, but not actual rudeness. So I had no choice but to say she was being rude. I think she was one
of the students who thought I was “insensitive”. Another time, when we were
talking about unusual foods and culture, she also said she’d eaten horse. I
said, “Oh really?” She said, “Yes, horse, camel, dog, a*ss…” I asked her to tell
us more about that and she smirked and said it was just a joke. But, though she
was Saudi, she’d lived here a while and attended high school here, so her
English wasn’t bad. Disingenuous is too polite a word for her.
I continued
to be polite to her and all the students, but I found increasingly hard to be
cheerful, because the (tenured) program director supported the complaining
students (re my insensitivity) and not me. So I gave up the job and the
paycheck. The point is that when I started teaching many years ago, my
university department was more supportive of the teachers. This began to change
not long after I left, and now it seems that many schools are pimping
education. Anything to keep the students in the seats. See Carey Harrison
above.
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